Self reflection jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

What the heck did I discover?

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.