Self Reflection Jokes

Cheese

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

Regret

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Butt

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Luck

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Life

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Daughter

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."