Self Acceptance jokes

Why do trannies have such high rates of suicide?

Because they want everyone to accept them, but they can't accept themselves.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Fun fact: The body positivity movement is the only movement without any actual movement.