Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars? Little Seizures.
What do you call an epileptic in a swimming pool? a dishwasher
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
What was the epileptic chef’s house special? Seizure salad.
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement
How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures - he spills coffee on his I pad
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? -- You make a seizure salad.
