Security Deposit jokes

Balance

An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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    • Suicide

    Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.

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    • Money

    What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

    If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

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    • Mom

    Money and my mom are kinda the same thing; they come and leave easily.

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    • Lottery

    I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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    • Community

    madi can i have ur number (i refuse to use wje crew) i wont exploit it ong and u can ask me for something too as like a security deposit i needa ask u sm

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