Secret identity

Secret identity jokes

Milkman

    • One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.

    The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"

    The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!

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    • Rapper

    • There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"

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