Search result jokes

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.