Schnapps jokes

How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?

Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Candy is dandy.

But liquor is quicker.

Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

A man is at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. A few years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: “What the hell was that all about?”