Schizophrenic jokes

What's the difference between a Christian and a schizophrenic?

Nothing.

Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.

I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.

Are you the voices I've been hearing?

Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)

Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"

My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.

What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!

Roses are red.

Violets are blue.

I have schizophrenia,

And so do I.