3 citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI, their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot them, he walked out in shame and said he couldn’t do it. The second guy had the same scenario, he put the gun up but couldn’t pull the trigger so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario, he walked out and told the instructor, “The gun wasn’t loaded, I had to strangle the bitch.”
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn’t he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no “body” to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him