Sanitation jokes

If you drink hand sanitizer, does it only kill 99.9% of you?...........💀

If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?

The companies that made the hand gel sanitizer must be absolutely rubbing their hands together!

How is toilet paper recycled?

Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.