Salvage jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?

Everywhere.

What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.