Ruff jokes
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Fennec users lmao.
Bunger.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.