Ruff jokes
I left my dog at home once, and when I came home it was a mess. Let's just say I was in a RUFF situation.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
I asked my dog this morning how her week's been going--she said "ruff." I feel her, you know? I feel her.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!
Why was the dog so stressed out?
It had a ruff day.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ruff ruff.
Ruff ruff who?
Let the dogs out.
Raffie?
It's a RUF life in Africa.
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When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂