Rose watson jokes

I wank over Rose Watson.

Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, GET IN THE VAN!

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.