Rolls Royce jokes
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.