Rolex Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Watch

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

Jokes

Lesbian

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.

Neighbor

My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.

People

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!