Resturant jokes

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?

What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

So, I went out to eat the other day, and the waitress came up to me and asked if I wanted a glass of water. I said, "Yes ma'am." She said, "Oh honey, you don't have to call me ma'am, I'm not that old." I said, "Okay, thanks bitch."

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.