Resturant jokes

What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."

At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.

Why did the octopus cross the road?

'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.

Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?

Because it was a family restaurant!