Resturant jokes
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
At the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!