OrphanAnonymous3 years agoWhy did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?Because it was a family restaurant!
TasteAnonymous4 years agoAt the restaurant, the waitress starts flirting with me. "She must have COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "'Cause she clearly has no taste." She responded.
Stereotypethemexicanman4 years agoWhat do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
OctopusAnonymous5 years agoWhy did the octopus cross the road?'Cause he was on the same side as a sushi restaurant.