Restaurant Chain jokes

Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.

This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?

No Panera Bread.

What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?

Panera Lead.

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

Jeffrey Dahmer was eating at 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.