Republican Party jokes

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?

Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.

Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?

Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.

How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?

By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!

Why do Republican men hate transgender people?

Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!

Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?

Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.

Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?

Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!