Reintroduction jokes

I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."

Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.

My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!