What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.
I heard life was a gift. Well I hope they kept the receipt, Because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
I liked my life when I first got it.....later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.