Joke

Yo mama so fat that when got on the scale, my phone number showed up.

Yo mama so fat that I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the beach, a whale swam up to her and then started to sing "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."

Yo mama so ugly that when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals are allowed here."

Yo mama so fat and old that when God said "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way/