Return Policy jokes
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Women's rights.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?