Reeve jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

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