Reeve jokes

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

- They see me rolling.

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.