Reeve jokes

Canada is the Keanu Reeves of countries. Too bad the US is the Kanye West of countries instead of the Dolly Parton of countries.

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

Arabic Nokia ringtone, bingchungus, wholesome 100, everyone liked that, Keanu Reeves chungus, Ugandan Knuckles, YouTube poop XDDDDDDDDDDDD.

Lyla Annabelle Reeves - STL Missouri - Timber Tree.

Since Christopher Reeves can't play Superman, they got a new person: Christopher Walken.

What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?

Christopher Reeves in a house fire.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve.