Reality Check jokes

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

All those people claiming Donald Trump is like Hitler need a reality check.

After all, it's not like Donald Trump could write a book.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.