Rape accusation jokes

Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

My last relationship ended because my ex-girlfriend accused me of being a rapist. I'm not upset. To be honest, I didn't like her anyway. She kept telling me I never listen, or something like that.

My teacher is a rapist.

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?

“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”