Rainy Day jokes

Rain

  • It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

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  • Rain

  • Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Excuse

  • (On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...

    Robbie: It's been raining???

    Ty: Yeah!

    Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!

    Wife

  • Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

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