Race Driver jokes
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
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The Stig is a character from the British motoring television show Top Gear. Created by former Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson and producer Andy Wilman, the character is a play on the anonymity of racing drivers' full-face helmets, with the running joke that nobody knows who or what is inside the Stig's racing suit.