Push jokes
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."