Proton

Proton Jokes

Scientist

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😑🀬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay πŸ₯΅πŸ€§ - Finished πŸ˜ΉπŸ€• - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts πŸ₯Ά

Penis

An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.

Nucleus

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, β€œHow much for a drink?” The bartender replied, β€œFor you, NO CHARGE!”

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it wanted to be Argon.

Ion

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Atom

Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

Atom

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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