Propriety jokes
Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?
She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)