Power cut jokes

I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because there was a power cut.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

He had a power cut.

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.