I've heard stories of my mother. She was a teenager and left me in the blender, but luckily the power cut out, like at the orphanage.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.
