Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
Why cant you play poker in the jungle, because there is too many chettahs
A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Why does my cheating ex-wife wear a colostomy bag?
She lost her ass playing poker...
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
Why did the lion always lose at poker?
He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.
