Piza jokes
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Pizza Hut.
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.