Physical state jokes
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.