Physical feature jokes
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
mr. egg head
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.