Pete

Pete jokes

Problem

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

Pizzeria

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

Abortion clinic

The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"

Cheetah

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Knock

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Community

IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL

This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.

Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently serves… Read more