Pete jokes

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Peter's playtime.

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

Petal

Peter B is homogay.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.