Pete jokes

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

Like if your best friend has a dog.

Priest