Pete jokes

When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby, it would be a turd covered in semen.

The next time you get a sack call, pick up the phone and say, "Welcome to Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is next week's sauce. How may we help you?"

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

If Pete and Chasten Buttigieg had a baby together, it would be a turd covered in semen.

Pete: Knock, knock...

Paul: Who's there?

Pete: Boo...

Paul: Boo who?

Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!

Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

Like if your best friend has a dog.

I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford.

Fat, mean, and probably inbred.

Priest

Gwen, why are you so nice?