Personal Identity jokes

What do you call a depressed person?

Me.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

You know what's so horrible about this website?

When I mimic another person's account, the picture ALWAYS changes color. No more identity theft for me.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

I love my name.

Normal people: I'm my own nationality.

Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.