Pepper water jokes
Why do dolphins live in salt water?
Because pepper water would make them sneeze!
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What is the opposite of salt water?
Pepper water.
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.