Peice Jokes

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Snowmen and snowwomen take a stomach piece, making snowballs.

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Would you like a piece of Africa?

Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.