Peanut Bar jokes
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What do a prostitute and peanut butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Community talk
[Verse: Dean Pelton] Well I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say Your checks will arrive on another day! Another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar Another stuffed shirt with another white collar Criminals, Wall Street, taking the pie And all the black man gets is a plate of white lies Prisons recruitin' 'em, police be shootin' 'em Rap artists lootin' 'em, labels all dilutin' 'em Barack Obama is scared of me! Because I don't swallow knowledge and I spit it for free Let me clear my throat, ah ha, ha ha!
[Outro] I don't know what that was, I don't I don't know what that was