Payoff jokes

Balance

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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  • Fortune Teller

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    I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

    Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

    Poem

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    My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

    Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

    Hooker

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    What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?

    The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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  • CEO

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    So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

    Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

    Community talk

    Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more