Payoff jokes
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. -- A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
What's the difference between a paycheck and your penis?
You don't have to beg your wife to blow up the paycheck.
How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer!
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Community talk
Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more