Patrick Mahomes jokes

Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.

Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.

Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

What did the football coach say when he went to the bank?

-"I want my quarterback."

After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.