Party culture jokes

What're the only things that never come out of a Chi Phi frat house?

A virgin and unsnorted ketamine.

We are drunk at the party. There was an ass-ton of drunk girls there with me.

House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.

When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"

Cornell has announced that they will be banning frat parties in the wake of the "Cornell 7" case. With this new policy, students will be forced to conduct all ketamine-fueled orgies in their dorms, which may limit these activities to just 6 men each.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.