I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, βIf youβre not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?β Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, βNah. Go ahead.β
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, βYep, thatβs as far as I got, too...β
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.
I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.
She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."
The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.
When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!
