Panda Express jokes

What do you call a fat Chinese person that talks way too much? Panda Express.

A panda walks into a bar. He asked the bartender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him, then leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “Why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “It’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia, and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

KFC proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids. 😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer.

What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?

A pan-duh.

The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.