Palestinian jokes

Palestinians leave without saying goodbye.

Israel says goodbye when the Americans say so.

What is another word for Arab man who is a Palestinian Muslim?

Palestinian masseur.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?

One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?

At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.