Pacific Ocean jokes

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

A: To find his dad.

This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

Where is Australia?

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Pennywise: "They all float down here!"

Titanic: *hold my beer*

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.