Pacific Ocean jokes
Where is Australia?
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 馃槀馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Maybe the ocean is salty because the land never waves back.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
What did the ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Answer: Nothing, they just waved.