Pacific Ocean

Pacific Ocean Jokes

Mama

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Ocean

    What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

    Shark

    Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?

    A: To find his dad.

    This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣

    Mama

    Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

    Insult

    You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

    You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

    You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

    You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

    You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

    You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

    Momma

    Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

    Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.