you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
I tripped over my wife’s bra It was a Booby Trap
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldnt get up out of his wheelchair, and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk
What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? Nothing she was hung over
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
